tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577670609209023542024-03-12T20:14:52.695-07:00Aneh, UniK & LuCulucuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01516391334438440491noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-757767060920902354.post-22294134017289118392010-12-08T01:16:00.000-08:002010-12-08T01:35:31.397-08:00LUTU ABiiizzzzzzzzz<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO-q06b0871c4Ih1soMTrn-zcZfdrF4VyScSzalqtjk-1LFr_0029t42mEeFM2Bkqnkcg3NKIyROQmxAnL1RcluageCby3IVrCWoWoklZm15akCGxhr7Wlr-T-IhBIIDz8BuWcN4Ht7r0/s1600/tarzan.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO-q06b0871c4Ih1soMTrn-zcZfdrF4VyScSzalqtjk-1LFr_0029t42mEeFM2Bkqnkcg3NKIyROQmxAnL1RcluageCby3IVrCWoWoklZm15akCGxhr7Wlr-T-IhBIIDz8BuWcN4Ht7r0/s320/tarzan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5548242055147906594" border="0" /></a>
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<br />Apa beda tahu dan pantat wanita?</span>
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<br />Seorang lelaki bertanya pada temannya,
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<br />“Apa beda tahu dan pantat wanita?”
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<br />Jawab temannya,
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<br />“Kalau tahu dibalik tetap tahu, tapi kalau pantat wanita dibalik jadi tempe”
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<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" ft="{"type":"name"}"> </span><span class="UIStory_Message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Payudara Terasa Keras & Sakit"</span></span>
<br /><span class="UIStory_Message"></span></div><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIStory_Message"> Seorang wanita yang cantik & seksi pergi ke Dokter untuk mengkonsultasikan penyakitnya.
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Pasien : “Dok, payudaraku kok terasa keras sekali & sakit ya?”</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Kemudian si Dokter mulai memeriksa dgn memegang payudara wanita tersebut untuk beberapa saat & si pasien kembali bertanya : “Jadi bagaimana</span><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_show"> dok?”
<br />Dokter : “Ini sepertinya penyakit menular. Sekarang penis saya yg keras & sakit.”</span></span></h3>
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<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" ft="{"type":"name"}"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="UIStory_Message">"Jenis-Jenis Payudara Wanita Berdasarkan Umur"</span>
<br /><span class="UIStory_Message"></span></div><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIStory_Message"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Payudara wanita ada 3 jenis</span>
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<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">1.Wanita umur 20an,ibarat buah melon, bulat, padat dan menggantung</span>
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<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_show">2.Wanita 30an sampai 40an,ibarat buah pepaya. Besar tapi lembek, alias kendur
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<br />3.Wanita 50an alias nenek-nenek,ibarat bawang, kalo diliat bikin kita cowok-cowok menangis</span></span></h3>
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<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="UIStory_Message">"Asal Muasal Cerutu"</span>
<br /><span class="UIStory_Message"></span></div><h3 style="font-weight: normal;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIStory_Message">Jono pulang k rumahnya.... Stlah
<br />masuk kamar dia melihat istrinya dlm keadaan telanjang bulat & ia
<br />melihat asbak d sisi ranjang dgn sebatang cerutu yg masih
<br />menyala
<br /><span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show">“Bagus! Bagus!” katanya dgn geram sembari berteriak. “Kalau kau
<br />tak memberitahukan dri mana cerutu ini, maka akan kubunuh!
<br />“BAIK SAYA NGAKU,CERUTU ITU DARI HAVANA!!” kata seorang cowok dri kolong ranjang sambil ketakutan</span></span></h3>
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<br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" ft="{"type":"name"}"> </span><span class="UIStory_Message"> "Ketahuan Menyimpan VCD Porno"
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Kepala Sekolah di SD kaget waktu Jono ketahuan menyimpan VCD film porno.</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Kepsek: “Jono!! Kau tau apa ini?”</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Jono: (gugup) “Iya tau pak… itu…”</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Kepsek: “Ini film dewasa. Untuk apa kamu bawa?”</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_show">Jono: “Jono mau ajak temen-temen yang malas belajar untuk nonton. Karena
<br />papa pernah bilang ke mama begini ‘Ma, nonton film ini yuk. BIAR BISA
<br />NAMBAH SEMANGAT’.”</span></span></h3>
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<br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIStory_Message"> "Copet yang malang"
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">sewaktu mlm pak.haji ingin menghadiri pengajian menaiki busway.ketika dimenaiki busway ada copet dibelakangnya copet itu wanita</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">ketika ia merogoh kantung celana nya ia memegang k****l pak haji,pak haji pun sadar</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">bahwa ia ke copetan lalu pak haji berkata :</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">“lu lepas gw teriak !”</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_show">Sang copet tetap memegang k****l pak haji sampai tujuan. cittt(suara busway berhenti)
<br />pak haji berkata
<br />“MANTAPZZZZZZ”</span></span></h3>
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<br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIStory_Message"> "Main Keroyok Sama Istri"
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Seorang pria berusia 30 tahun bernama Tarjo sedang minum bir di </span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">sebuah diskotik di daerah Jakarta Barat bersama temannya </span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Zaenal 29 tahun untuk menghilangkan rasa penat setelah bekerja seharian.</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Mereka berdua saling curhat masalah mereka.</span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span style="font-weight: normal;" class="text_exposed_show">Tarjo : “Wah, aku kok setiap ML sama istriku selalu kalah ya.”
<br />Zaenal : “Itulah gunanya teman bro, bagaimana kalau kita keroyok aja??”
<br />Tarjo : “Hah!!!”</span></span></h3>
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